Monday, December 25, 2006

如何生个聪明宝宝~

Milo forward 给我的^^:

决定智商的八对基因
(好像是八对 ) 全部都是位于 X染色体上面,在此先复习男女性是如何来的:

男生的性染色体是 XY X ( )是来自母亲, Y(精子 )是来自父亲。

女生的性染色体是 XX X ( )是来自母亲, X(精子 )是来自父亲。

所以生男生女都是先生决定的,不要怪罪妈妈的肚皮不争气 !!!!

请注意 :

男生是 XY,所以男生的智商全部都是来自母亲的遗传,女生是 XX,所以女生的智商是父亲跟母亲各有一半影响。

因为女生的智商是父亲母亲都有影响,所以会有中和的效应。

所以女生智商的分布会呈现自然分布 (normal distribution),就是中间最多,两边较少。

男生因为是完全只受一方影响,所以男生智商分布会呈现在偏向在两个极端。

也就是说,天才中男生比较多,但是同时,蠢材之中也是男生特别多。

从这其中我们总结出:你要判断一个男生聪不聪明,看他妈妈就知道了

可是,要怎么判断一个男生的妈妈聪不聪明,我们用机率来算:

真正经典的计算开始咯。。。

生男孩的机率 = 1/2;生女孩的机率 =1/2

生男孩的时候,母亲对于男孩智商的影响力 = 1

生女孩的时候,母亲对于女孩智商的影响力 = 1/2

所以说母亲跟父亲对于下一代智商的影响力 (期望值 )的比例是

1*1/2 + 1/2*1/2 : 0*1/2 + 1/2*1/2

= 0.75 0.25

= 3 1

= 母:

所以:

1 、如果你是男生,如果你觉得你很笨的话。你千万要娶一个聪明的女生来。这样你小

孩翻盘的机率还有七成五,人生还是充满了希望。

2. 如果你是女生,如果你觉得你很笨的话,你毁人家子孙的机率有七成五,如果你恨

谁,就嫁给他吧。(这句话决的。。。)

3. 当你看到一个男生很聪明的时候,则他母亲一定也很聪明,所以,如果你在考虑要

嫁给一个很聪明的男生的时候,你就要小心他妈,她可能会是一个很会算计的婆婆。

反之,当你看到一个男生很笨的时候,如果他很有钱,要毫不犹豫的嫁给他。不要觉得

你是为了他的钱,你要跟自己说,你是为了要改善人类未来的基因。

最后重复一次:

1. 判断男生智商,看妈妈。

2. 笨男生无论如何也要娶聪明女生。

3. 女生不要嫁聪明男生,应该嫁给笨男生

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Didn't Know The Game Is Postponed~!!!

Sleeping in living room until 3:30am this morning in order to watch the Carling Cup : Liverpool vs. Arsenal.

Only to find out the game is postponed due to heavy fog.
Wasting my time again~!!!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

闷呆了~!!!

没有网络。。。
没有Astro。。。
晚上的生活闷呆了~!!!

Monday, December 11, 2006

搬家了。。。

终于,搬家了。。。
身累,心也累了。。。

是了,
在这里我要祝福远在澳洲忙着工作和拍拖的MunMun,
Happy Birthday + 天天快乐美丽。

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Final Fantasy 12

Just bought the "Final Fantasy 12" English version during lunch time ^^
Now can play d~!!! Yoooo Hoooooo~
Expecting me to chat less online ya~!

Don't miss me too much~!!! ^^

Monday, November 06, 2006

Fishing ^^

Just now snaking and went fishing with Turtle
Nice~!
Been years didn't go fishing le~
Luckily I still know how to tie the hook. ^^

Reach there at 2.30 PM.
Left there at 4:30 PM.
Heavy Rain....
Caught 2 Fishes.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Wrong Number?

Just now received a call while driving....

Me: Hello?
Her: Errrr....... Is this wrong number???
ME: Errrr ... ... ... ...
Her: Oh Nevermind.

Then she hanged up the phone -_-"
For a moment there I really couldn't answer her question. -_-"""
How I know that's a wrong number or not? :P

Really is KNS people.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Chiang Mai Trip 20060430 - DAY 1


Group Photo @ LCCT


Boarding Air Asia


Discussion Trip with "Mr. Ding"


Enjoying simple lunch near hotel


On the way to Sunday Market - Tired.


Ice-cream in coconut ^^


Honey buying some souvenir


Eugene, Champ & Wife enjoying local drinks


Local food. Look delicious


Champ is drooling at the BBQ fish


Relax a bit...ah.. Foot Massage


Fried Am Choon Egg kekeke...


Riding Tut Tut to Riverside Restaurant


Riverside Restaurant


Argh.... Hungry ne~


Romantic ambience


BBQ Pork


Fried Fish Cake (We were really hungry as you can see)


Pineapple Fried Rice


Green Curry Beef


Tom Yum Goong


Local Fried Vegetable


Clear Noodle Salad


Pad Thai Noodle


Three Spices Fish


Ooooi....leave some to me~!!!


Beautiful Waitress ^^


Full and satisfy....keke. On the way to Night Market



Some Night Market's artist, and their works

Thursday, October 12, 2006

如果可以回到從前。。。

如果可以回到從前,你最希望做些什麼?
説來聼聼~


呵呵呵呵。。。。
我想去夾Band!!!
Wild Wild 的。不羈的。
瘋狂的去溝女。Wahahahaaaa...

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

齐天大圣 2006-09-16



Will Delete it when I post my next post.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

亚当和夏娃

亚当和夏娃第一个晚上相处。
亚当向夏娃说:「站远一点,我不知道这根东西伸出来有多長!」


亚当和夏娃做完后,一个很大的微笑出现在亚当的脸上。
望着天,亚当说:「上帝,我还有很多根肋骨,你要不要用?」


一天亞當問上帝說:「為什麼你把她造得這麼美麗動人?」
上帝說:「那是為了要讓你注意到她!」
亞當又問:「那你有為什麼把她造得如此溫柔?」
上帝說:「那是為了要讓你愛她。」
亞當想了一下又問:「那你為什麼要把她造的這麼笨?」
上帝回答:「那是為了要讓她愛你!」


夏娃问亚当:「你爱我吗?」
亚当说:「我还有其他选择吗?」

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

淩晨一點半

淩晨一點半
和往常一樣
無可事事
等待着睡神的呼喚
聊天室沒人可聊
看着#Trivia 的問題
懶得答沒有Bonus 的問題
重復播着NellyTe Busque

腦海裏不斷地浮現一個動人的身影
白色單薄的長褲
嗯。。。
那一刻,真的真的真的有點的衝動

想佔有妳
嗯。。。
來我的夢裏吧!
好想擁有妳

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Be Punctual~!!!

Again, I waited the same person for additional 1:30 hours, that’s 90 minutes, or 5400 seconds. Because of this 90 minutes, it screwed up my entire planning for the work done for today. That really pissed me off.

So my dearest friends out there,

I urge you to be punctual. The time you wasted isn’t your time, it’s my time. Don’t make a broken appointment if you can’t make the time. If this kind of simple planning you also can’t organize well, you won’t be a success person in your life. There’s hidden “responsibilities” when you make a promise. Those who can’t bear the responsibilities is a loser.

If you were late for a meeting for 1 hour, and there’s 20 people waiting for you, you are wasting the total of 20 hrs that belong to others, not yours. If you were the host of a function, I urge you to be punctual as stated in your invitation card. If you are late for 1hour again and there’s 1000 guests waiting for you, again, you are wasting 1000 total hours belongs to others. That’s almost 42 days that you wasted. Not to mention that countless precious times is wasted on 3rd, 4th, 5th, parties that are not attending your functions but is caused by your selfishness wasting the guest time.

If you think you are special and you are the so called VVVVVVIP and deserved to let people wait for you, I say you are really a

selfish son-of-bitch-dump-ass-motherfucker.

So, Be Punctual, my friends.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Honey 病了

Honey 突然病了。。。
肚痛,
發燒,
心疼。

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Horror Movie Festival

Since the beginning of the Lunar July, I started my own little “Horror Movie Festival”. I’ve been watching horror movie almost every night when I am laying on bed waiting to go to my dreamland. So, some movie which is very boring would take me nights to finished it ^^”

These are some movie that I had watched so far:

An American Haunting
Beginning part the feel is great, but the Ending sux~!

鬼域 (Re-Cycle)
I like this movie ^^

The Dark
“One of the living for one of the Dead”. Nothing special but I really love that house and the location.

Voice (Korean Movie)
“Ghost only remember what they want to remember, don’t fully trust them”. Ok only.

宅變 (The Heirloom)
Errr hmmm…… Nothing special.

The Omen
Ha….Suckie movie.

犀照 (49 Days)
It’s not a scary movie at all but it’s kinda nice.

The Cave
Hmm….. nothing special.

The Decent
….. Exactly like The Cave. Nothing special

The Off Season
@#$@ Low budget movie. Stupid.

Curse
It's just another Werewolf movie...


Will continue updating the movie list. Stay Tune~

Monday, August 14, 2006

When I am not replying...

I love online chatting,
As people won't know what I'm doing in real while chatting with them.

Sometimes I like being quite, sometimes I am talkative.
When I am quiet, and not replying any of their message,
It doesn't mean I am in a bad mood, or feel they are annoying.
But many people will just set their own Answer into their head,
Make a conclusion, a judgement that I'm moody or not happy,
or I'm no longer care about them.

Ha....

They must understand that,
I'm not sitting in front of my computer EVERY SECONDS~!
They don't know whether ...
I am eating
Picking nose
Watching TV
Reading Comic
Playing Game
Pangsai`ing
Showering
Chatting with Honey
Making Love
Sleeping
etc etc etc.

And not to mention that,
Many times, it's not ME using the PC.
My honey use this PC too.
And people always assuming that everyone they chat with is same as them.
Those who are living alone, won't understand those who isn't.
People just loves to put in the answer they want, really.

And due to I'm not replying their message,
Some get sad, dissapointed, become moody, angry etc etc etc.
Walao~
Sometimes I really wanna smack them gao gao~!!!
and Yell out loud and say:

Wake up~!
Your mood isn't controled by me OK~!!!
I am not that powerful
and don't let me feel it was my RESPONSIBILITY to reply any message
Don't make it look like it was my fault

I do what as I like,
Why should I tie myself down?
Was it my responsibility?
Is that a must?

Haihz....

I can't control your thinking.
You are an adult,
If you want to make yourself think like that and become moody,
I can't help you,
And I hate to explain anymore.
Oh and yeah... besides above mentioned reasons that
I am not replying you,
is.... because I don't feel like replying you.
No mood. Ya, :P
I follow my mood, and enjoying it.
And I won't simply allow people change my mood.
My mood is mine, not yours.
So, what you gonna do to me? Kill me?

I just want to relax my soul in this virtual world.
and I want my Angel back.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

淩晨 4:50 分

衆人皆為我獨。。。

Monday, August 07, 2006

軟硬天師 - [Long Time No See] Album

Been listening to this album whole day, I'm amazed by the rich of music gene in this album. Surprisingly, the songs composal are really nice, you will feel that they are really playing the music. Although the singer's voice make the song very funny, but that's their style. Ya... Really a very nice album. I'll call this as alternative music :) Remember, listen to their music, you must enjoy their lyrics.

"Overture" - make you feel like you are inside a circus. The feeling is so wonderful.

"妳的生活" - Soft mix Rock, and the lyric describe many Man's perspective.

"係咩唔係喎" - Heavy Metal~!!! Although I am not really into Heavy Rock (No more energy...Getting old :P) But the chorus part is really really really nice. It will burn your daily pressure away~!!!

望咩呀望而家系咪唔妥
讲咩呀讲咩讲起我就扯火
啤咩呀啤家下系咪不和
开你个波再讲我就开拖
唔妥唔妥老友面阻阻
扯火扯火以后分开坐
不和不和和好不如初
反枱反枱你有你我有我

"拍膊頭" - One of the nicest song in the album. "你有压力我有压力" make me smile. You must listen to this song.

"Long Time No See II" - I feel this is better than "Long Time No See I". Again, their lyric really very 低死。

"Encore" - Ya.... Encore Encore~~~ I feel like I'm in their concert d~!

Shin Ramyun Noodle Soup



This is my favorite Korean Instant Noodle ^^

Monday, July 24, 2006

Social Anxiety Disorder

Social Anxiety Disorder (social phobia) is the third largest mental health care problem in the world.

Definition:

Social anxiety is the fear of social situations that involve interaction with other people. Put another way, social anxiety is the fear and anxiety of being judged and evaluated by other people. If a person usually becomes anxious in social situations, but seems fine when they are alone, then "social anxiety" may be the problem.

Perceptions:
People with social anxiety are many times seen by others as being shy, quiet, backward, withdrawn, inhibited, unfriendly, nervous, aloof, and disinterested. People with social anxiety want to be "normal" socially, they want to make friends and they want to be involved and engaged in social interactions. Having social anxiety prevents people from being able to do the things they want, however.

Triggering Symptoms:
People with social anxiety usually experience significant distress in the following situations:

Being introduced to other people
Being teased or criticized
Being the center of attention
Social situations where the person exhibits excessive self-consciousness
Being watched or observed while doing something
Having to say something in a formal, public situation
Meeting people in authority ("important people/authority figures")
Feeling insecure and out of place in social situations ("I don’t know what to say.")
Embarrassing easily (e.g., blushing)
Meeting other peoples’ eyes
Swallowing, writing, talking, making phone calls if in public

This list is not a complete list of symptoms -- other symptoms may be associated with social anxiety as well.

I think I'm having the Social Anxiety Disorder. What do you think?

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Dream : Don't Steal My Love Away !!! Damn you !!!

Had a bad dream this morning.

Dunno why I’ve become very violence in my dream.
Maybe it’s the way to release my pressure?
I have pressure meh?

In the dream, again I keep punching and kicking 2 guys,
They are trying to steal my love away.
I can’t do anything except to fight them away.
Although I can beat them up,
But I still can’t prevent them from stealing my love away.
Even with their bones is broken, face cover in blood,
But in a blink of a second,
They are back to normal,
Keep smiling evilly to me.
I feel powerless again,
Wanted to stop them but just unable to.
No matter how many time I fight them away…

Haihz

I'm gonna omit the detail of the dream on this one.

!#@+-%^@!#!! Justin

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Dream : Disney “Cat” Land

Hmm… Forget the beginning part of my dream…

I just remember that we want to go to Putrajaya,
Because there’s a new Disney “Cat” Land theme park there.
I think there are about 7 people of us,
Separate into 2 teams.
Batman, Champ, 鑫傑, 阿頭, 斌仔, Monkey and me.

So first we reach the Puduraya bus station,
It’s at night, maybe it’s the Future Puduraya,
Seem like it.
We want to take the LRT to Putrajaya,
That time there’s LRT from Puduraya to Putrajaya ^^
So I went to check the ticket price.
Ah….. RM5.75 one way.
Dunno why we found it’s very expensive.
And decide not to buy the ticket.
We think then how wor….

And suddenly I come up with an idea.
Why don’t we go to find Turtle first?
Then ask Turtle to fetch us there?
Seem like the normal bus ticket to Turtle’s place is cheap,
Just RM0.70 only ^^

So I call Turtle.

I ask Turtle is that ok if we go to his place,
Then ask him join us to go to the Theme Park.
Turtle says Champ just called him before me,
From the conversation,
He said Champ told him that Champ has something interesting to offer him,
And ask Turtle come pick them up at Puduraya here -_-”
Then straight away I tell Turtle not to be cheated by Champ,
And ask him to reject Champ and wait for us there. ^^

Times past, scene changed.

Seem like we reach the Theme Land entrance,
Well, at least at first I think we are there.
Not many people here. Quiet.
This place is kidda cool,
It’s a big plain covered with ICE,
Not snow.
It’s very cold here, way below freezing point.
Because it’s covered with Ice,
Surrounding color becomes all crystal blue.
The floor is very slippery.
So we have to walk very carefully.

In the middle of this crystal ice plain,
Is a Waterfall type of hot spring.
So here is the only place that water is flowing,
The rest of the place becomes ice because of the cold.
So when we want to wash our hands there,
We found out there’s someone making a washing basin
First he uses a mold, just simple rectangular shape,
Then he uses another smaller mold put inside the first mold,
Then he pours in the hot spring water,
In a blink of an eye, the water turned into ice.
So the ice-washing basin is created.
Ho ho ho…
And then he installs it and let us wash our hand.

We continue walking,

And there’s a big building in front of us,
So we walk inside the building,
Ah…It’s a big hall,
It looks like an immigration gate,

Lot
of counters chopping other’s passport.
Eh? Need passport de meh?
Luckily I bring my passport around ^^
There are many children running around with a few adult.
And we can see from here
That the Disney “Cat” Land is just behind the Immigration counters.
So we are all very excited that finally we are here ^^

And …
My alarm woke me up :P

Friday, July 14, 2006

Dream : Feeling Lost

Feel so great… I am back to University again.

Its winter time, temperature is cold out there.
I think it’s just around 4pm something,
But the sky already getting dark.
It’s snowing… peacefully.
Don’t know why,
Whenever it’s snowing, surrounding is very quiet and peaceful.

Ya… I love this the most.

I think I am on the way to the library, with Nancy.
She is next to me ^^
We keep walking in between buildings,
A small walk path in the middle,
Surroundings are grasses covered with thin layer of snow…
Wind is blowing softly, but become a bit chilly.

We don’t talk much on the way to the library,
But our feels are good, I believe.

Finally, reach the Library.
She walks in; I want to go in too…
But I was rejected.
I was told by her that I don’t have a Student ID -_-“
Then she just cruelly smiles and waves at me,
And disappeared in front of my eyes.

Suddenly, I feel lost.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Gun Inspection


Last Friday bring my Boss to renew his rifle licence.
I remembered while I was 13, I used this to shoot down a rotten Durian that is hanging on the tree. ^^

Oscar II


My house arrive a puppie 2 weeks ago.
My Nephew told me that he wants to name him Oscar.
I asked why? He said he missed Oscar wor....
So, here is our Oscar II

123456


Another Milestone Reached~! My Poor Kembara

品冠




Saw him doing his interview few months ago while I was waiting for my Boss.

Not one, it's two idiots~!!!


Snap this while waiting to fuel my car.
Not one, it's two idiots~!!!
They are very very busy answering some very important phone call.
Negleting the law.
Asshole~!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

嗯。。。

突然間

累了。

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

黃色笑話

一天晚上, 當一對夫妻躺下就寢時,
丈夫溫柔地輕拍太太的肩膀,並開始在她的手臂上摩擦.
太太轉過身來說:
「我很抱歉,親愛的,但我明天跟婦科醫生有約,我想保持清爽.」
丈夫被拒絕後,轉過身去嘗試睡覺.
幾分鐘後,他又轉過身來輕拍他太太,
這次在她耳邊輕語:
「你明天也要看牙醫嗎?」




一對夫妻結婚已經五十年了,一天早上當他們坐在早餐桌前。
老先生對老太太說:「想想看,我們已經結婚五十年了」
「是啊」老太太回應:「想想看,五十年前我們也是一樣坐在這早餐桌前」
「我知道啊」老先生說「我們五十年前可能還像堅鳥一樣光著身子坐在這」
老太太咯咯笑著說:「那你認為.....我們該脫光衣服羅?」
當兩人脫得一絲不掛坐回餐桌前「你知道嗎,親愛的」
老太太喘息的說道「我的乳頭跟五十年前一樣為你而發燙」
「我不會覺得驚訝」老先生回應說「因為有一個正浸在你的咖啡里」





Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Supernatural

Yoohoo~
Finally, finished download the 7.49G "Supernatural" series ^^

AXN gonna show the 4th Episode this Thursday but I already finished watching the 5th episode just now ^^

Ya ya~ Go watch it, very interesting series ^^

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Human Brain

Ah Blue shows me this ^^

Olny srmat poelpe can raed. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe . Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Thursday, April 20, 2006

心靈空虛



今天下午

心靈突然覺得很空虛
吃午飯看着報紙時
隨手寫了很多次
在腦海裏也重復了很多次
自己不知道為什麼
只是突然間
突然間心靈覺得很空虛
真得很空虛

發了一則短訊
想和她分享我現在的心情
但,得到的回應是
“你別作我笑了!”

嗯。。。
可能我在她們心目中
永遠都不會出現這種心情吧
我也知道這只是霎那的現象
它只不過久久偷跑出來
調劑一下心情吧了
但是,我那時的心靈真得很空虛哦

Friday, April 14, 2006

生日快樂~!



今天晚上11點30分

我切了我的生日蛋糕
拒絕在蛋糕上插多餘的蠟燭
一支就夠了
呵呵呵呵呵。。。

很老土的許了三個願望

第一個願望
但願我的家人
身體健康
平平安安

第二個願望
但願我的朋友們
快快樂樂

第三個願望
嗯。。。

Thursday, April 13, 2006

另一種寂寞



感覺到
生活的圈子越來越小
每天遇見的人
所說的話
只是建于顧客程面上的客套話
好冰冷
很難再找到一個知心的
那種可以稱兄道弟的
那種可以一起來喝喝酒
打麻將,釣釣魚的朋友
只是覺得有點失落
也感到心裏有一點點的空虛
可能是生活太過的單調了吧

有了她
心靈的空間也已經塞得差不多滿滿的了
只是還有一小部分
還是空虛的
於是每當在夜深人靜的時候
我便盡量的
想盡辦法的
把那一部分的心靈空虛
也塞得滿滿的
塞滿了
也就可以安心地
睡覺去了

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

2006 年 - 香港新年遊 5



哇。。。這種炸大腸真的是好吃得不得了~﹗

加一點點沙查醬﹐一點點Mustard醬﹐這就是美味的香港道地美食~﹗﹗﹗

我經過一檔﹐便吃一串﹐結果總共去了三檔﹐吃了三串~﹗哈~﹗

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

2006 年 - 香港新年遊 4



哪。。。那長長的就是我喜愛的炸大腸了﹐還有鹵八爪魚﹐牛雜﹐燒賣等等~﹗

真的是非常非常好吃﹗﹗﹗Yummy~

Monday, April 10, 2006

2006 年 - 香港新年遊 3



新年時有幸陪 Nancy 和她父親到香港街市買菜﹐當然啦﹐這裡的街市比馬來西亞的干淨得多了。

這些橙色吊燈有整百年的歷史了﹐是香港 Pasar 的標誌之一。

在香港﹐他們稱 Pasar 作”街市”。

這街市的樓上是一間公共圖書館﹐真的好方便噢~﹗﹗﹗

Sunday, April 09, 2006

2006 年 - 香港新年遊 2



那天天氣比較冷﹐十三度左右吧。。。

在去”飲茶”的路上﹐看到一個阿嬸正用心的在打理這一盆盆的新年桔子。。。

怎麼樣﹐這些桔子很漂亮吧﹖

Saturday, April 08, 2006

2006 年 - 香港新年遊 1



在逛旺角時﹐不小心看到了這一幕。。。

哇。。。當時的我頓時愣了一愣﹐心裡在想。。。”塞不塞”啊~﹗﹗﹗ 小小的一間空鋪﹐便貼滿了整百個出租和出售的廣告~﹗

香港真的是片土是金﹐永不浪費可以打廣告的幾會。


Tuesday, April 04, 2006

探險需要一點勇氣



昨天無聊時在網上閑逛,
結果找到了一些美麗的插圖,
很想和大家分享。

每一次看到這些美麗的插圖,
總是情不自禁的想佔有它,
(原諒我的侵犯版權,因爲很多我都不知道作者是誰)
我想這也是人類的天性吧,
由誰不想擁有美麗的東西?
由誰不想擁有自己渴望的東西?
對吧~!

每一次都非常羡慕那些人,
那些可以畫得一幅幅美麗的畫,
那些可以寫得一手好的文筆,
那些音樂細胞滿滿的人,
鋼琴,吉他,小提琴等等無所不會,

Hmm......

我,是非常非常平凡的一個人。

Monday, April 03, 2006

Dream : A Very Disgusting Dream

Someone: mengel
Someone: what u dreamt this morning?
Mengel: err
Mengel: disgusting thing
rolling on the floor
Someone:
thinking
Someone: u r dreaming on sex ah?
Mengel: watching Britney Spear giving a blow job to a thin white guy
Mengel: she is in a bath tub
Mengel: naked
Mengel: the guy standing
Mengel: naked
Mengel: with his little brother there
Mengel: geng le
Mengel: more to come....
Mengel:
d'oh
Someone:
rolling on the floor
Someone: then
Mengel: i didnt involve in anything one
Mengel: just beside there and watch
Mengel: i also dunno why i was there
Mengel: then hor
Mengel: when the blow job is over...
Mengel: that thin white guy's sperms ejected out...
Mengel: then something unbelievable happened
Someone:
thinking
Mengel: u dunno one la, u never see guys ejected
Mengel: normally just will eject a little only mar, maybe 30ml
Mengel: but hor...
Mengel: that guy hor....
Mengel: alamak
Mengel: it's like a water hose
Someone:
surprise
Mengel: bla bla bla bla bla all over her body
Mengel: alamak
Mengel: almost cover her whole body
Mengel: white white sticky thing
Mengel:
rolling on the floor
Someone: yiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Mengel: i was like
Someone:
surprise
Mengel: some more...
Mengel: #$%#@%#@$
Mengel: that guy suddenly use his hand
Mengel: get some of his sperms from her body
Mengel: and...
Mengel: $#%!#$!#
Mengel: mob it into my face~!!!!!
Someone:
surprise
Mengel: $%!@#$%$@
Someone:
rolling on the floor
Someone:
sick
Mengel: then he was like very song and run away quickily
Mengel: !#$%@#^%#$!@^!%^!#%^!#
Mengel: I was damn mad
Someone:
rolling on the floor
Someone:
sick gerli eh
Mengel: oh yeah
Mengel: very very gerli
Mengel: I dunno how to type it into my blog
rolling on the floor
Someone:
rolling on the floor
Mengel: omg
Someone:
sick put tis icon can d
Someone:
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Mengel: really kns
Mengel: then i chase out
Someone: if britney spears come n kiss u then diff la
Mengel: it's a very big shopping center wor
Mengel: ya lar
Mengel: !#$%$#%$@#$#@
Mengel: and dunno where he goes
Someone:
surprise at shopping center?
Mengel: then another guy show up, guiding me where he goes
Mengel: when walk outside lar
Mengel: it become a shopping center
Mengel: b4 that is inside a bathroom mar i told u
Mengel: she was inside a bathtub
Mengel: not paying attention la u
Someone: got
Someone: got la
Mengel: the shopping center got many floor one
Mengel: many escalators connecting
Someone: i was curious how come turn to shopping center
Mengel: then me and the guy helped me hor
Mengel: jump on the escalator's handrail and slicing down
Mengel: coz it's faster
Someone: wowwwwww
Mengel: jump here jump there
Mengel: very fast
Mengel: then when reach the lowest floor hor
Mengel: it's a very very very big McD
Someone:
thinking
Mengel: very classy one
Mengel: with leather sofa, red yellow, blue, marron color etc
Mengel: yellow light
Mengel: but then
Mengel: we know the @#$@!#$@ guy is there at the back
Mengel: but too many people sitting, and there's no way to walk pass
Mengel: then i dunno how, still very mad
Someone: awww
Mengel: then the helpful guy hor
Mengel: hold my right hand
Someone: of coz mad la
Someone:
surprise
Mengel: then jump on table to table
Someone: waaa
Mengel: in very slow motion, like flying one
Mengel: then finally reach that #$%#$%@ guy
Mengel: i was at his back
Someone: hahaha
Mengel: that !$%@#% guy was chatting with 3 gals
Mengel: flirting
Mengel: then I very very mad
Someone: @%$$%^$%*&
Mengel: i push his head down to his plate
Mengel: dunno what he is eating la
Mengel: then I punch his head 3 times
Mengel: REAL hard
Mengel: punch his back of head
Mengel:
laughing
Someone:
rolling on the floor
Mengel: then only satisfy
Someone:
rolling on the floor
Someone: chup chup chup
Mengel: then i "Fly" away again
Mengel: ya?
Someone: that time still got sperm with u?
Mengel: no lar, I told u I washed away lar
Someone: aiks
Mengel: see, u aint paying attention
Someone: i dun see that
Someone: got
Someone: then where is that helpful guy?
Someone: fly away with u?
Mengel: think so
Mengel: Ooooh sorry yun wong u, i was gonna tell u I wash those sperm away but too fast i didnt typed out
rolling on the floor
Somone: -___-"""
Mengel: lemme paste these conversation and post into my blog
rolling on the floor
Someone:
feeling beat up
Someone:
rolling on the floor
Someone: weiii
Someone: then tat guy diam diam let u hit him ah?
Mengel: he got no choice, I attack him in a sudden
Someone:
Someone: dai sei~
Mengel: REAL HARD one
Mengel: 3 punch on the back of his head~!!!
Someone: muakakakaka
Mengel: only can release my anger
Someone:
rolling on the floor