笑話 : 环球小姐最后一题

问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
问：为什么呢？
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
问：为什么呢？
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
问：为什么呢？
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
问：为什么呢？
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
问：为什么呢？
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
问：为什么呢？
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
问：为什么呢？
中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……

笑話 : 爸爸與兒子

兒子讀小學三年級，有一天又因數學屢教不會，被他個性急躁的媽媽痛罵。

爸爸在書房外，聽到兒子被罵得很慘，心想等一下兒子被罵完出來，
要安慰他一下，免得在他小心靈裡留下被罵的陰影。

兒子被罵完，垮著一張臉出了書房，
為先了解他被痛罵後心裡的感受，爸爸問兒子：
「被媽媽罵，你有什麼感覺？」

只見兒子用哀怨的眼神看著爸說：
「你為什麼要娶她？」

爸爸也用哀怨的眼神看著兒子回答：
「還不是因為你...」

103 DVDs

Bought 103 pieces of DVDs today... Ya... 103 pieces.
To make my night won't be so bored without you.

Just finished watching "The Interpreter". Nicole Kidman still the most gorgeous woman in the world :P

In the ending...

Silvia : "I never had time to tell you how much I miss..........Africa."
Keller : "We never had time for a lot of things....."

Guess in diffent time, different mood, your feel in one movie is different.

香港六天天氣預報

日期	20/11 (星期日)	21/11 (星期一)	22/11 (星期二)
天氣
溫度(oC)	17 至 21	17 至 21	18 至 21
相對濕度(%)	55 至 75	55 至 75	60 至 75

日期	23/11 (星期三)	24/11 (星期四)	25/11 (星期五)
天氣
溫度(oC)	18 至 21	19 至 22	19 至 22
相對濕度(%)	60 至 75	65 至 80	65 至 80

Happy Holiday~!~!~!

Dream : A Sms

This dream happened when she morning called me but I continue sleeping after promised her that I will wake up. Kekekekee...

Fall season. Evening. Cold weather around 15 C.
I am walking, very relaxing, seeing the beautiful scene around me...
Pine Tree forest, green field with small sport event going on...
Clear blue sky with little white cloud (eh? suppose it's evening wor...)
I feel so happy, and i suddenly think of Joan,
Wanna share my happiness with her...
So I make a call to her.... but no reply.
Disapppointed of course.
Continue walking, then I received a sms. It's from Joan.
The sms wrote like this :

"Regis...... I'm very very unhappy and sick now..... I don't wanna talk now...."

Hmm.....
I wondering what happened on her, and start worrying about her...

-Dream End-



p/s: I won't call you or sms you from now. Don't wanna bothering you as I feel that you don't wanna talk. But, remember, I'll be aways here, with my arms open. ^^ Good Luck~!

Dream : Old House, Puppet and Shrimp

I had lots of wonderful dreams today in a very short period of time...
That's when I 賴床 from 7am till 8am.

The first dream is bit privacy, that I can't share with you all...
but it truly a wonderful dream.
The second dream is a weird dream,
which I only remember the last part of my dream.
Here comes the dream:

I am traveling, backpacking gua...
to some place that I don’t know much.
Guess I am quite poor that time,
As I can only afford to stay at very cheap hostel.
Well... It's not that cheap, it's actually very big single story Banglo,
but just old... And creepy.

This Banglo located on the top of a small hill...
The sky is kind of dark, wind is blowing...
It's going to rain soon I think...
So I quickly run to that Banglo that I had rent for 1 week I think...
It's really a big, old, wooden Banglo.... scary eh~!

When I reach the door, I doubt for a second,
Thinking why the owner rent out this cheap?
Is that because here is a ghost house?
Or there's some murdering case that killed lots of people before?
I decided not to think but use the key to open the door...
It's an old wooden door painted with light blue-grey color.

I walk very slowly, step by step...
Cause I scared if there's something else in the house...
that I might wakening them.
When I walk inside, it's a big room...
At least can fit in 8 king’s size beds.
It's very gloomy; I can't find the lighting switches...
I can smell that the room is filling with the “old and forgotten” wooden smell...
(Argh...don’t know how to describe...)
The floor is made of wooden timber, look really not stable...
There are 2 windows that located at the end of the room

Since inside here is a bit dark, so I decided to open the windows...
Walk...Walk...Walk.... nothing happened
and I finally open the windows.
The room get bright a bit... not much cause outside is a cloudy day...
When I walk back toward the Bed,
I purposely use my feet to put pressure on the wooden floor,
to test if it's stable...
You know la...This kind of old wooden house probably eaten by termites long ago.

When I passed by a door (Located between my bed and the window)
The door suddenly opened and closed.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa........... Scared me for real...
I stand there and shocked for 1 minute...
But no choice, I got to stay here as I got no where to go anymore...
I open the door, it's a bathroom. Nothing special inside except.....
There is another door located at the other end of this bathroom~!
That door isn't closed, and wind blows from that door.....
I am relief for sure; it’s only caused by winds, not by ghost hahahaa...
So I walk to that door...

There's a long hallway with low fencing at the end of this door,
I reach there and stop for a moment and am actually stood there kap kap...
Eh? How come there's another house next to this house,
And I didn't notice at all when I am here? Weird.
I saw a black color big old elegant car coming out from the house and drive away...
Well, I thought of that, should be rich guy haha...
Hmm...

I turn around, at the end of this hall way is another door...
This hall way is quite long, at least 20m...
and at the fence hangs some clothes...
Eh? Is there any others people living here?
Or are those clothes left by the previous tennants?
I refuse to think too much as it will only make me scared...
So, I continue walk toward the other door.

When reaching the door, I heard some moaning...
not those sexy type moaning but it's child's voice...
When I reach the door, I quickly take a look of this room.
Waaa....bigger than mine just now but darker...
Lots of equipment there got old machines and staff...
Seem like a storage room.
There's a baby bed at the middle of the room...
And the moaning sound comes from there...

I don’t feel scared at all, don’t know why…
In fact, I am a bit curious, so I walk closer…
I see a small green puppet on the baby bed.
He wears the Robinhood costume,
By it’s a puppet, a live puppet~!
I can’t see any string attached to it~!
Some more he is winking at me……..ah~!
I get shocked there, again.

Suddenly, he jumps out and starts dancing around the room.
At the mean time, this Robin Hood Puppet starts calling a name…
Booooom~!
Suddenly at the far end dark corner, come out another huge green puppet~!
This huge green puppet looks exactly like the “Michelin Tire” Puppet…
Well, I don’t look scared at all in fact I am a bit excited~!
I ask the small Robin Hood puppet introduce that Huge Michelin Puppet to me…
The Robin Hood puppet says that is his master, his creator~!
Then I go shake hand with him, he is about 8ft tall… J

Suddenly the door bell rings…
I go to open the door and I see a young lady at the gate there…
I walk out and talk to her…
Ah… She is actually the owner’s daughter of this house…
She has been away from here for 2 years…
She didn’t know this house has been rented out.
We continue talking on our way back to the house…
But when we pass by a small fountain,
Suddenly I see hundred of big shrimps, about 1ft long each,
Jumping out from the fountain and then disappeared!!!
After 30 seconds, this amazing scene stopped.
I walk closer to the fountain and take a look…~!!!
Waaaaaa… A Giant 6ft Shrimp laying there~!!!
Moving his feet trying to turn over and jump away~~
I feel funny and excited and try to touch it….

Wah La~! I wake up d. :P

Sleepless Night

Hmm.....
Can't sleep. Don't know what to do.
Playing boring game, listening to Jay's songs.
Still don't know what he is singing...
And lazy to know what he is actually singing.
Browsing blogs,
leaving comment to let them know that their post has been read.
Staying invisible mode, seeing peoples sign on and off...
Many in the list I didn't even chat with them anymore..
Maybe I shall delete them...
Nah..... Lazy.

Hmm...
Multitasking again...
Refusing to think of too complicated things...
Refusing to think of future...
Refusing to think of someone...
Refusing to grow up.

I'm wasting my time.

分享 ﹕我們都不快樂

在北京拍下的鈴鐺。將自己的數碼傻瓜相機調盡CLOSE UP 的鏡頭﹐出來的效果好像還不錯﹗WELL ﹐ 才不說自己的作品不好呢﹗我是在極度心情沮喪時拍下的。
在北京旅行是今年最不開心的旅程。除了電臺即將停播﹐那就是“帶著你去旅行”了。你曾說我的愛對你而言是負擔﹐現在回想﹐你怎麼可以這麼自私﹖
你何嘗不也是我的負擔呢﹖因為不管我到什麼地方﹐在做任何事﹐我都很想你﹗
我的心裡有你﹐可卻不能跟人分享愛你的感覺﹐我也有“不能說”的負擔。你怎麼可以這麼自私﹖
是的﹐我們在一起沒有相愛的快樂。

- 嘉慧

無奈...

A lot of things happened in this long holiday...
Good one...
Bad one...
Sweet one...
Happy one...
and Sad one...

是命運﹖是緣份﹖
很無奈。。。恨無奈。。。
萬般不願﹐但還是得把它鎖在記憶裡。。。
好好保管它。。。
只希望它永遠都不會變色。