最真的男人

今天聽到電臺DJ談到女人的身材總是男人的話題﹐
說著說著﹐
她們的語氣好像漸漸的開始暗示男人們都是無可藥救的動物。。。
她們說﹐當男人看見身邊有女人經過時﹐
第一個印象一定是說﹐"嘩! 這個女人的胸好大!"
或者是﹐"嘩! 這個女人的屁股好翹!"

其實﹐不管是胸﹐屁股﹐臉﹐眼﹐皮膚﹐或是腿也好﹐
只要是美的東西﹐是人都喜歡看~!
男人也是動物﹐兩性相吸是最自然的事情﹐
是千千萬萬年來自然界中不變的定律﹐
所以妳們不要把我們看成是外星人一樣﹐
妳們說我們好色﹐
我們只是把我們男人最真最自然的一面﹐
顯示給妳們看而以。。。

所以呢﹐
假如妳們的男人都和我一樣﹐
喜歡看漂亮美媚﹐
那麼﹐妳們應該慶幸﹐
妳們的男人都是最真的"真"男人。。。
釋放他們吧。。。

"不要在意別人怎麼看你"
這是我一直以來想要達到的境界。。。
可是我想我還只是到達30%而已。。。
還須繼續努力啊!!!

分享 ﹕青春日子里的缺失

青春年少的日子，是应该谈恋爱的。可是，我们却要为了应付考试而每天在灯下苦读。

　　常常收到许多中学生的来信，他们都正在面对公开考试，偏偏在这个时候，爱情也降临了。很想很想谈恋爱，但是，因为谈恋爱而分了心，考不上大学，那怎麽办？

　　遇到这些问题，我也只好说：

　　「还是努力读书，先应付了考试才想其他的事情吧！谈恋爱的机会将来还有很多呢！」

　　其实，我多麽不愿意这样回答！

　　花样年华不去谈恋爱，难道等到一把年纪才去花前月下吗？

　　十几岁的时候，是应该尽情去恋爱的。然後，到了三、四十岁，当你不再像年轻时那麽相信爱情，当你能够一个人过日子，也懂得享受孤独的时候，才是读书最好的时光。

　　这段日子，你的智慧和你的体力，最适宜在灯下读书。

　　十几岁的时候，血气方刚，对一切也充满了好奇，我们却要寒窗苦读。我们所走的人生，是不是有些倒转了？

　　可是，谁叫我们活在这个社会呢？这是一个需要功名才可以谋生的社会。读书不会致富，但是，多读点书，将来才有更多的机会。我们只好等到老一点才去拚命的恋爱，补偿我们在青春日子里的缺失。

- 张小娴

Dream : The Invisible Alien

I don’t know what year is this, it should be far future…
After a long adventure, I meet some new friends.
There is a very huge Lion always following us at the back,
Protecting us.

We walk into a small jungle, there is a wide river (or Lake?).
Before the lake is a small yellow sandy beach.
The sands not very smooth, with some fallen leaves.

I walk closer to the lake, I saw a huge fish swims across…
I look closer, it is a whale.
In my mind, I thought it was the old whale that I know from last adventure…
(Don't ask me what advanture was that as I have no idea... I just feel that there was an advanture!)
So I wave to him, when he swims toward me,
I raise up both of my hands trying to make him jumps~
But he didn’t jumps.
So I am wondering…. Is it him?

Then on the beach, comes another thin and tall fellow, at his 40s.
I know him, he is one of the bounty hunter from a very dangerous planet.
We chat a bit and there come the whale again.
This time he emerge from the water,
From the first glance, I still think it’s a real whale.
But when I look closer to it eyes, I saw a very big eyes.
The eyes keep rolling like a window with some thunder like symbols.
It’s not a real whale, it’s a whale like submarine (or spaceship?)

The spaceship’s door opens. I see nothing inside.
Nobody is coming out.
From my instinct, I know something isn't right,
So, I short some harmless orange fluorescent fluids toward the space ship.
And my friends shot yellow color one.
At first we still didn’t discover anything unusual.
Suddenly about 5ft infront of us,
The orange fluorescent fluid hit something.
The Fluid stay on the air but starts dissappearing...
I tries to fly kick it but it dodge…
I tries to hit it before the fluorescent fluid fade away but I failed.
Then I quickly run back, there’s a building entrance with an auto gate door.

I run inside the room and lock the door tightly. Phew~~~
And I starts thinking again…what’s that? How come I can’t see it?
For one second, I remember I have one very special wind goggles.
This goggles is a gift from an very old man from last adventure…
But he didn’t mention what’s the purpose of it.
I hope this goggles will work, so I wear it on my head,
Covering my eyes.
The goggle looks very old and brownish metallic in color,
Both glasses are black in color, very big glasses the size of my fists.

Then I walk out from the building with my goggles on.
Finally I saw this invisible thing,
It’s an ugly alien like inside the movie “Predator”.
But it’s rather small in size… thin and tall.
I know he is not friendly so I run toward him and beat him up.
Kakakaaaaa... (I'm such a good fighter lolz)
After some violent fight, I win and he is laying on the beach…not moving.

Phew~~~

Then another Whale type spaceship landing on the lake,
This time the same type of invisible aliens walking out from the spaceship.
But this time they make themselves visible.
They told me that that alien that beaten by me is their race,
a dangerous criminal that they are trying to catch for so long...
So they thank me for capturing it.

Kekeeeeeeeee.... there goes my interesting dream :)

Dream : The Shy Angel

I am inside an express bus, I don’t know where it goes…
The bus isn’t those luxury type, the seats are a bit narrow…
At the back of the bus, there is a bed type seat,
Not very big….single size. Place at the middle.

I am sitting on the 2^nd row from the back, right hand side.
I sit inside, the window seat.
The one sit next to me is an Angel…
She is wearing milky white dresses…
Her looks is kind and harmony…
She look shy…

I ask her, “Do you feel comfortable sitting at here?”
I get no answer from the angel. She look shy….hmmm how come.
I tell her, “You look shy, not like you at all.”
She says, “Where got~! I’m ok lar kekeke….”
That mean shy lar….

Then we didn’t say anything else for a moment.

Suddenly I remembered something and I yell, “Oh My Gosh~!”
The angel looks surprise and ask, “What’d happened?”
I say, “I forgot to bring something…”
She says, “Books?”
I am surprise that she knows what’s in my mind.
I guess she is really an angel… ha~!

I enjoys the company of an angel…

After a while, the angel stands up and walk to that bed seat.
She starts laying down there… and starts falling asleep.
Ah…. I think, “I guess there more comfortable gua……”

Better don't disturb her :)

分享 ﹕笑出眼泪的女人

I laugh when I read this one.... wonderful~

一个男人说，他不会令女人太快乐，害怕她们会笑出眼泪来。

他说，女人总是在男人千方百计令她快乐之际，悲从中来，含泪问男人：“你以后还会对我这样好吗？”

甚至说：“不要对我这样好，我怕你以后不会这样对我，我会更伤心！”

男人苦恼，他一心感动他所爱的女人，到头来却令她难过，男人还要安慰她。

他们总是不明白，女人到底是什么样的动物？她们总是在最快乐的时候胡思乱想！

其实在爱情路上，女人比男人居安思危。

男人在拥抱一个女人的时候，也许从未想过会失去。当女人对他好，他不会问：“你是不是永远都对我这么好？”

他们相信眼前的快乐，没有想过日后。

但女人不同，女人相信眼前的快乐，因此想到日后，害怕一切会变坏。

因此，对男人，我们只需要说：“我爱你！”

但对女人，男人或许要说：“我爱你！永远。”

女人听后，感动流泪，然后死性不改，问男人：“我们真的有永远吗？”

- 张小娴

分享 ﹕怎样忘记他

失恋后，我们总爱问：
“我怎样可以忘记他？我很想忘记他，但我就是没法忘记他。”
如果没法忘记他，就不要忘记好了。
为什么要那么痛苦地去忘记一个人？时间自然会让你忘记他。

现在，我请你干万别想着一头粉红色的大笨象。
请问，你想到的是什么？
你立刻就想到一头粉红色的大笨象了。
你愈努力想去忘记，你愈是无法忘记。

仍然爱着他，忘不了他，是理所当然的事，不必觉得惭愧。

有些人明明忘不了，却自欺欺人说：
“我已经忘了他。”
然而，只要别人一提起他，她就无法控制自己。

有一天，你会忘记他的。
真正的忘记，是不需要努力的。

有一天，你从浴室洗了一个澡出来，
扭开唱机听听自己喜欢的音乐，
你忽尔想起，你曾经爱过一个人，
啊，原来你爱过这个人，那仿佛是很遥远的事，
你已经一点感觉也没有了。这就是忘记。

有一天，别人提起某某，
你才猛然想起，你曾经爱过这个人，现在已经不记得了。
这就是忘记。
如果时间不可以令你忘记那些不该记住的人，
我们失去的岁月又有什么意义？

- 张小娴

Dream : A Short "One Piece" Adventure

I've never dreamt of adventuring with comic's characters… ^^

Winter night, snowing heavily.
I am in a small western cowboy town… not many people.
I come out from a Japanese Restaurant…
I stare at the snowing sky,
enjoying the cold touch of snow flakes on my face…
They melt instantly.
I am thinking…
Do I need to wear more clothes to keep myself warm?
Nah…
Wearing this Black Nike Wind Jacket will be enough.
I don’t like keeping myself warm.
I like my skins feel the touch of cold, especially my face.
I really like snowing day.
When it’s snowing, the temperature won’t too cold.
It’s time to go back to the ship.
Maybe they are already asleep…

Morning.
They are all ready to start to sail.
Ruffy, as usual, looks excited and sit at the front end of the ship, making noise.
Zorro, resting… Eyes close.
Hmmm... Where’s others?
I look at the back of the ship,
I saw a small boat with a rope connects to this ship.
Naomi and Sanji are in that small boat, waving at me.
I wonder what are they up to…

The ship starts sailing… Hmm… Sliding on top of the frozen river.
Yeah, the river is frozen.
The River is about 30m wide, frozen and covered with snow.
Both sides of the riverbank are leafless Pine Trees, reflex with sparking glare.
The ship sailing slowly, The cold winds are cutting my face…

Ruffy yells, “Why it’s so slow? Make it faster~! Faster~! Yaaaaaaa!”
I say. “Oooooi, calm down, it’ll be faster when it’s gaining some momentum~! Be Patient!”
Zorro still resting… or sleeping?
Naomi and Sanji still keep waving their hands.
And I?
Standing on the ship, staring far away, enjoying the cold winds, and smiling happily

Dream : Vacation Part I - The Arabian Casino

I am in vacation, alone.
Somewhere near the middle east, an Arabian city.
Beautiful city, camels, desert, oasis.......and a Casino area like Las Vegas.

I'm inside one of the casino...

There's a big hall in the middle, the ceiling is very high and decorate by crystal lights, Arabian style, very elegant. In the middle of the hall, there is people selling fried campedak and dumpling, and some cold drinks. Those campedak and dumpling is big, and look very delicious.

On the north side of the hall is a big theater, showing ghost movie starring Nicole Kidman.
On the south side of the hall is the gambling room. I walk inside.

I see people playing “monopoly” style gambling… yeah, all the tables. Can’t see any poker, crabs, or Jackpot Machines at all. All are small square tables with monopoly type of gambling. I search around, I see 2 of my never-contact primary school’s friends, they are playing monopoly too :P

They smiles and told me that their bet is the fried campedak and dumpling out there, I am so excited, and quickly go to the hall and buy some. I ask the lady how much… oh… 3 for 1 dollar. Dumpling and campedak are same price. I figure out I’m going to win tonight, so I just buy 3 dollar enough. I buy a can of cold Nestle Ice Tea too.

The dice is weird. At first it is a small dice, make out of dark wood, small, got 6 sides like normal.

I roll out “6”. The friend tell me that I must be lucky tonite. (Yeah I know). Suddenly the dice Boom…and change to a big dice, flat and long. The dice has 3 row of number, each row has 4 dice number. Ah… I see… when I get the “6”, it will change to this bonus dice. My friend count for me, I got at least 40 points. So I ask them move my bet for me and I will be right back.

I walk inside the theater, showing ghost movie… The effect is so good, it is like 3D. and some more they try to make the effect more real that the curtains will move and blow with the movie. I stands there and watch for awhile, then I walk to the ticket counter and chat with 2 beautiful Arabian ladies.

When I am back to that gambling room, my friends told me that I’ve won 96 dumpling and campedak… Haaaa!!! 96! How am I going to finish it?

Scene changed……………

Dream : Vacation Part II - The Beautiful Island

Somewhere near the Northern Europe, a beautiful island.

I just arrive, and greet by wonderful people here, they are having a carnival party all day long. I saw my secondary school’s friends, many of them, dancing, drinking…. So enjoyable. I can’t help to join them immediately. So I throw my backpack in a old pickup truck, the straight away join them. I drink a lot of beer, and eat a whole BBQ lamb leg. Sooooo delicious……. Party and party…… sooooo enjoyable.

Midnight.

I woke up by some huge wind blowing noise… I look around, I was sleeping inside that old pickup truck. I immediately curse my friends that leave me alone here sleeping and they are all back into their beautiful beachfront apartment @#$@#%$%.

The surrounding the quite dark, and the wind is really strong, seem like a storm is building up. From the shine of the moonlight, I see some surfer trying to grip this chance and surf in this windy condition J. I am standing there and watching them, watching the wind blow, the wave slap into the beach. It’s still very winding, the wind howling is real loud. I don’t know how long I’ve been standing there, suddenly the sun starts coming out, real fast………………….

I can’t believe my eyes, I see jaw dropping scene… I see hundred of HUGE military war and cargo ships, arrange in a row, start moving toward the island. These ship is real huge, and dark grey in color. It look like those WWII warships. I don’t know what is their intention… when they reach close to the island, they start turning right, and moving around the island. I am left shock there for quite a moment, then I realize that it will be a best opportunity if I video tape this jaw breaking scene. I search my backpack from the back of the truck….ah….can’t find it at first…did someone steal it? Oh no… so I keep searching…Time is running out….and finally find my old, dirty backpack.

I take out my DV and start filming, those huge ships moving real fast, all away from the island… I keep shooting keep shooting….while I am filming the scene, a huge group of people suddenly came out of nowhere, starts walking pass me, to a mosque. All ignore the ships, like it’s already normal for them. Then one of the not-so-pretty lady, starts posing in front of my DV, she posts out a V-hand too……..alamak…blocked my view…..