生日快乐~! 我的 88088

昨天晚上在IRC和朋友闲聊时，
突然间想起，3月30日是她的生日。
她，是出现在我梦中次数最多的女生。
已经有多久没有见到她和听到她的消息了？
我怕有整9年了吧！
最后一次见到她，是在1998年吧！
那天，她已经是一个小孩的妈妈了 :)

想起那年刚上中学一年级的第一天，
就已经Kap女哈~！结果发现了她。
那年我还很矮，结果还被安排坐在第二行，
她已经很高了，坐在我后面隔了两三个位。
也忘了是怎样开始认识她了，
就这样的，从初中一到初中三，
我总是想办法坐得靠近她一点...

她的EQ总是那麽的高，
她的成绩总是那麽的好，
她的字体真的是美得不得了 ^^
还有她的身材。。。

明恋了她三年，
也不是想要拥有她那样的，
也早已经明白她只是当我是一个弟弟罢了，
只大我15天的她的思想是那麽得成熟，
而我那时还在看着黄玉郎画的武打漫画书。
(现在还有买风云来看 :P)
那时，她就已经变成我心中的女神了，
一个高高在上不可侵犯的女神。

还记得初中二时，
有一次我抹窗时不小心割伤了手，
她走过来抓住我的手看看伤得严重不严重，
那天，我爽得睡觉时也都会偷笑 ^^
那天，当知道她和我也是篇在蓝组时，
也开心得不得了 ^^
肥佬总是特地在我面前说他和她的一手，
我气得想杀了肥佬！
不要破毁她在我心中女神的形象吗！

上了高中，
她进文商班，我进理科班，
就这样的，
她渐渐的远去...
而我也有了新的明恋对象。

就这样的，
我们都中学毕业了...
幸运的我，去了美国求学，
而她，在KL半攻读...
那年，MiLo 寄来了她结婚时的照片，
心里有刺心的痛，
但也真的真的衷心的祝福她。




你还好吗？
你快乐吗？
很想对你说声，
Happy Birthday~！

祝，
天天快乐~！！！

Dinner Alone

今天Honey去吃大鱼大肉, 丢下我一个人晚餐吃自己...
也好, 可以煮我最爱的韩国公仔面 ^^


韩国的 Shin Ramyun Instant Noodle - RM2.00+

加菜, 加菇, 在加蛋

要煮得好吃, 水一定要放得刚刚好
放太多就会变得水水的
放得刚刚好,那汤就会变得稠稠的, 很够味 ^^
青菜煮一下就好, 那才会脆
鸡蛋要半生熟 ^^

Tang Tang Tang~~~
美味可口的面就出炉了
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵~

再加上清凉可口的啤酒
Kekekekeee....

MV - 麻坡的华语

Money Spent on These 2 Months...

Outstanding Maintenace + Deposit	6400
Grail	600
3 + 2 Sofa	2000
Bed Room Set	2400
Drawer	300
1.5 HP Air-con	1450
29" Television	950
Water Heater	500
Slow Cooker	100
Gas Stove	200
Astro	200
Streamyx	200
Telephone Line	100
Ikea Items	350
Feather Pillow	50
Curtain Clothes	200
Light Bulb	110
16cm Sauce Pot	90
3 x Wok-Chan	40
Gas + Deposit	80
Paint Work	100
Cleaning Maid	50
Ironing Board
Carpet
Dining Table
Living Room Table
2 x Single Size Mattress
Shoe Cabinet
Book Shelf
Study Room Table
Study Room Chair
Vacuum Cleaner
Wiring
Standing Fan
Total	16470
Fridge	*1700
Microwave	*200
Washing Machine	*1300
Wok	**500
Big Knife	**150

* Bought last time.
** Gift from others.

如何生个聪明宝宝~

Milo forward 给我的^^:

决定智商的八对基因 (好像是八对 ) 全部都是位于 X染色体上面，在此先复习男女性是如何来的：

男生的性染色体是 XY， X (卵 )是来自母亲， Y(精子 )是来自父亲。

女生的性染色体是 XX， X (卵 )是来自母亲， X(精子 )是来自父亲。

所以生男生女都是先生决定的，不要怪罪妈妈的肚皮不争气 !!!!

请注意 :

男生是 XY，所以男生的智商全部都是来自母亲的遗传，女生是 XX，所以女生的智商是父亲跟母亲各有一半影响。

因为女生的智商是父亲母亲都有影响，所以会有中和的效应。

所以女生智商的分布会呈现自然分布 (normal distribution)，就是中间最多，两边较少。

男生因为是完全只受一方影响，所以男生智商分布会呈现在偏向在两个极端。

也就是说，天才中男生比较多，但是同时，蠢材之中也是男生特别多。

从这其中我们总结出：你要判断一个男生聪不聪明，看他妈妈就知道了。

可是，要怎么判断一个男生的妈妈聪不聪明，我们用机率来算：

真正经典的计算开始咯。。。

生男孩的机率 = 1/2；生女孩的机率 =1/2。

生男孩的时候，母亲对于男孩智商的影响力 = 1

生女孩的时候，母亲对于女孩智商的影响力 = 1/2

所以说母亲跟父亲对于下一代智商的影响力 (期望值 )的比例是

1*1/2 + 1/2*1/2 : 0*1/2 + 1/2*1/2

= 0.75 ： 0.25

= 3 ： 1

= 母： 父

所以：

1 、如果你是男生，如果你觉得你很笨的话。你千万要娶一个聪明的女生来。这样你小

孩翻盘的机率还有七成五，人生还是充满了希望。

2. 如果你是女生，如果你觉得你很笨的话，你毁人家子孙的机率有七成五，如果你恨

谁，就嫁给他吧。（这句话决的。。。）

3. 当你看到一个男生很聪明的时候，则他母亲一定也很聪明，所以，如果你在考虑要

嫁给一个很聪明的男生的时候，你就要小心他妈，她可能会是一个很会算计的婆婆。

反之，当你看到一个男生很笨的时候，如果他很有钱，要毫不犹豫的嫁给他。不要觉得

你是为了他的钱，你要跟自己说，你是为了要改善人类未来的基因。

最后重复一次：

1. 判断男生智商，看妈妈。

2. 笨男生无论如何也要娶聪明女生。

3. 女生不要嫁聪明男生，应该嫁给笨男生

Didn't Know The Game Is Postponed~!!!

Sleeping in living room until 3:30am this morning in order to watch the Carling Cup : Liverpool vs. Arsenal.

Only to find out the game is postponed due to heavy fog.
Wasting my time again~!!!

闷呆了~！！！

没有网络。。。
没有Astro。。。
晚上的生活闷呆了~！！！

搬家了。。。

终于，搬家了。。。
身累，心也累了。。。

是了，
在这里我要祝福远在澳洲忙着工作和拍拖的MunMun，
Happy Birthday + 天天快乐美丽。

Final Fantasy 12

Just bought the "Final Fantasy 12" English version during lunch time ^^
Now can play d~!!! Yoooo Hoooooo~
Expecting me to chat less online ya~!

Don't miss me too much~!!! ^^

Fishing ^^

Just now snaking and went fishing with Turtle
Nice~!
Been years didn't go fishing le~
Luckily I still know how to tie the hook. ^^

Reach there at 2.30 PM.
Left there at 4:30 PM.
Heavy Rain....
Caught 2 Fishes.

Wrong Number?

Just now received a call while driving....

Me: Hello?
Her: Errrr....... Is this wrong number???
ME: Errrr ... ... ... ...
Her: Oh Nevermind.

Then she hanged up the phone -_-"
For a moment there I really couldn't answer her question. -_-"""
How I know that's a wrong number or not? :P

Really is KNS people.

Chiang Mai Trip 20060430 - DAY 1

Group Photo @ LCCT


Boarding Air Asia


Discussion Trip with "Mr. Ding"


Enjoying simple lunch near hotel


On the way to Sunday Market - Tired.


Ice-cream in coconut ^^


Honey buying some souvenir


Eugene, Champ & Wife enjoying local drinks


Local food. Look delicious


Champ is drooling at the BBQ fish


Relax a bit...ah.. Foot Massage


Fried Am Choon Egg kekeke...


Riding Tut Tut to Riverside Restaurant


Riverside Restaurant


Argh.... Hungry ne~


Romantic ambience


BBQ Pork


Fried Fish Cake (We were really hungry as you can see)


Pineapple Fried Rice


Green Curry Beef


Tom Yum Goong


Local Fried Vegetable


Clear Noodle Salad


Pad Thai Noodle


Three Spices Fish


Ooooi....leave some to me~!!!


Beautiful Waitress ^^


Full and satisfy....keke. On the way to Night Market



Some Night Market's artist, and their works

如果可以回到從前。。。

如果可以回到從前，你最希望做些什麼？
説來聼聼~


呵呵呵呵。。。。
我想去夾Band！！！
Wild Wild 的。不羈的。
瘋狂的去溝女。Wahahahaaaa...

齐天大圣 2006-09-16

Will Delete it when I post my next post.

亚当和夏娃

亚当和夏娃第一个晚上相处。
亚当向夏娃说:「站远一点,我不知道这根东西伸出来有多長!」


亚当和夏娃做完后,一个很大的微笑出现在亚当的脸上。
望着天,亚当说:「上帝,我还有很多根肋骨,你要不要用?」


一天亞當問上帝說：「為什麼你把她造得這麼美麗動人？」
上帝說：「那是為了要讓你注意到她！」
亞當又問：「那你有為什麼把她造得如此溫柔？」
上帝說：「那是為了要讓你愛她。」
亞當想了一下又問：「那你為什麼要把她造的這麼笨？」
上帝回答：「那是為了要讓她愛你！」


夏娃问亚当：「你爱我吗？」
亚当说：「我还有其他选择吗？」

淩晨一點半

淩晨一點半
和往常一樣
無可事事
等待着睡神的呼喚
聊天室沒人可聊
看着#Trivia 的問題
懶得答沒有Bonus 的問題
重復播着Nelly 的Te Busque
腦海裏不斷地浮現一個動人的身影
白色單薄的長褲
嗯。。。
那一刻，真的真的真的有點的衝動
想佔有妳
嗯。。。
來我的夢裏吧！
好想擁有妳

Be Punctual~!!!

Again, I waited the same person for additional 1:30 hours, that’s 90 minutes, or 5400 seconds. Because of this 90 minutes, it screwed up my entire planning for the work done for today. That really pissed me off.

So my dearest friends out there,

I urge you to be punctual. The time you wasted isn’t your time, it’s my time. Don’t make a broken appointment if you can’t make the time. If this kind of simple planning you also can’t organize well, you won’t be a success person in your life. There’s hidden “responsibilities” when you make a promise. Those who can’t bear the responsibilities is a loser.

If you were late for a meeting for 1 hour, and there’s 20 people waiting for you, you are wasting the total of 20 hrs that belong to others, not yours. If you were the host of a function, I urge you to be punctual as stated in your invitation card. If you are late for 1hour again and there’s 1000 guests waiting for you, again, you are wasting 1000 total hours belongs to others. That’s almost 42 days that you wasted. Not to mention that countless precious times is wasted on 3^rd, 4^th, 5^th, parties that are not attending your functions but is caused by your selfishness wasting the guest time.

If you think you are special and you are the so called VVVVVVIP and deserved to let people wait for you, I say you are really a

selfish son-of-bitch-dump-ass-motherfucker.

So, Be Punctual, my friends.

Honey 病了

Honey 突然病了。。。
肚痛，
發燒，
心疼。

Horror Movie Festival

Since the beginning of the Lunar July, I started my own little “Horror Movie Festival”. I’ve been watching horror movie almost every night when I am laying on bed waiting to go to my dreamland. So, some movie which is very boring would take me nights to finished it ^^”

These are some movie that I had watched so far:

An American Haunting
Beginning part the feel is great, but the Ending sux~!

鬼域 (Re-Cycle)
I like this movie ^^

The Dark
“One of the living for one of the Dead”. Nothing special but I really love that house and the location.

Voice (Korean Movie)
“Ghost only remember what they want to remember, don’t fully trust them”. Ok only.

宅變 (The Heirloom)
Errr hmmm…… Nothing special.

The Omen
Ha….Suckie movie.

犀照 (49 Days)
It’s not a scary movie at all but it’s kinda nice.

The Cave
Hmm….. nothing special.

The Decent
….. Exactly like The Cave. Nothing special

The Off Season
@#$@ Low budget movie. Stupid.

Curse
It's just another Werewolf movie...

Will continue updating the movie list. Stay Tune~

When I am not replying...

I love online chatting,
As people won't know what I'm doing in real while chatting with them.

Sometimes I like being quite, sometimes I am talkative.
When I am quiet, and not replying any of their message,
It doesn't mean I am in a bad mood, or feel they are annoying.
But many people will just set their own Answer into their head,
Make a conclusion, a judgement that I'm moody or not happy,
or I'm no longer care about them.

Ha....

They must understand that,
I'm not sitting in front of my computer EVERY SECONDS~!
They don't know whether ...

I am eating
Picking nose
Watching TV
Reading Comic
Playing Game
Pangsai`ing
Showering
Chatting with Honey
Making Love
Sleeping
etc etc etc.

And not to mention that,
Many times, it's not ME using the PC.
My honey use this PC too.
And people always assuming that everyone they chat with is same as them.
Those who are living alone, won't understand those who isn't.
People just loves to put in the answer they want, really.

And due to I'm not replying their message,
Some get sad, dissapointed, become moody, angry etc etc etc.
Walao~
Sometimes I really wanna smack them gao gao~!!!
and Yell out loud and say:

Wake up~!
Your mood isn't controled by me OK~!!!
I am not that powerful
and don't let me feel it was my RESPONSIBILITY to reply any message
Don't make it look like it was my fault

I do what as I like,
Why should I tie myself down?
Was it my responsibility?
Is that a must?

Haihz....

I can't control your thinking.
You are an adult,
If you want to make yourself think like that and become moody,
I can't help you,
And I hate to explain anymore.
Oh and yeah... besides above mentioned reasons that
I am not replying you,
is.... because I don't feel like replying you.
No mood. Ya, :P
I follow my mood, and enjoying it.
And I won't simply allow people change my mood.
My mood is mine, not yours.
So, what you gonna do to me? Kill me?

I just want to relax my soul in this virtual world.
and I want my Angel back.