笑話 : 环球小姐最后一题

问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
问：为什么呢？
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
问：为什么呢？
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
问：为什么呢？
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
问：为什么呢？
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
问：为什么呢？
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
问：为什么呢？
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
问：为什么呢？
中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……

笑話 : 爸爸與兒子

兒子讀小學三年級，有一天又因數學屢教不會，被他個性急躁的媽媽痛罵。

爸爸在書房外，聽到兒子被罵得很慘，心想等一下兒子被罵完出來，
要安慰他一下，免得在他小心靈裡留下被罵的陰影。

兒子被罵完，垮著一張臉出了書房，
為先了解他被痛罵後心裡的感受，爸爸問兒子：
「被媽媽罵，你有什麼感覺？」

只見兒子用哀怨的眼神看著爸說：
「你為什麼要娶她？」

爸爸也用哀怨的眼神看著兒子回答：
「還不是因為你...」

103 DVDs

Bought 103 pieces of DVDs today... Ya... 103 pieces.
To make my night won't be so bored without you.

Just finished watching "The Interpreter". Nicole Kidman still the most gorgeous woman in the world :P

In the ending...

Silvia : "I never had time to tell you how much I miss..........Africa."
Keller : "We never had time for a lot of things....."

Guess in diffent time, different mood, your feel in one movie is different.

香港六天天氣預報

日期	20/11 (星期日)	21/11 (星期一)	22/11 (星期二)
天氣
溫度(oC)	17 至 21	17 至 21	18 至 21
相對濕度(%)	55 至 75	55 至 75	60 至 75

日期	23/11 (星期三)	24/11 (星期四)	25/11 (星期五)
天氣
溫度(oC)	18 至 21	19 至 22	19 至 22
相對濕度(%)	60 至 75	65 至 80	65 至 80

Happy Holiday~!~!~!

Dream : A Sms

This dream happened when she morning called me but I continue sleeping after promised her that I will wake up. Kekekekee...

Fall season. Evening. Cold weather around 15 C.
I am walking, very relaxing, seeing the beautiful scene around me...
Pine Tree forest, green field with small sport event going on...
Clear blue sky with little white cloud (eh? suppose it's evening wor...)
I feel so happy, and i suddenly think of Joan,
Wanna share my happiness with her...
So I make a call to her.... but no reply.
Disapppointed of course.
Continue walking, then I received a sms. It's from Joan.
The sms wrote like this :

"Regis...... I'm very very unhappy and sick now..... I don't wanna talk now...."

Hmm.....
I wondering what happened on her, and start worrying about her...

-Dream End-



p/s: I won't call you or sms you from now. Don't wanna bothering you as I feel that you don't wanna talk. But, remember, I'll be aways here, with my arms open. ^^ Good Luck~!

Dream : Old House, Puppet and Shrimp

I had lots of wonderful dreams today in a very short period of time...
That's when I 賴床 from 7am till 8am.

The first dream is bit privacy, that I can't share with you all...
but it truly a wonderful dream.
The second dream is a weird dream,
which I only remember the last part of my dream.
Here comes the dream:

I am traveling, backpacking gua...
to some place that I don’t know much.
Guess I am quite poor that time,
As I can only afford to stay at very cheap hostel.
Well... It's not that cheap, it's actually very big single story Banglo,
but just old... And creepy.

This Banglo located on the top of a small hill...
The sky is kind of dark, wind is blowing...
It's going to rain soon I think...
So I quickly run to that Banglo that I had rent for 1 week I think...
It's really a big, old, wooden Banglo.... scary eh~!

When I reach the door, I doubt for a second,
Thinking why the owner rent out this cheap?
Is that because here is a ghost house?
Or there's some murdering case that killed lots of people before?
I decided not to think but use the key to open the door...
It's an old wooden door painted with light blue-grey color.

I walk very slowly, step by step...
Cause I scared if there's something else in the house...
that I might wakening them.
When I walk inside, it's a big room...
At least can fit in 8 king’s size beds.
It's very gloomy; I can't find the lighting switches...
I can smell that the room is filling with the “old and forgotten” wooden smell...
(Argh...don’t know how to describe...)
The floor is made of wooden timber, look really not stable...
There are 2 windows that located at the end of the room

Since inside here is a bit dark, so I decided to open the windows...
Walk...Walk...Walk.... nothing happened
and I finally open the windows.
The room get bright a bit... not much cause outside is a cloudy day...
When I walk back toward the Bed,
I purposely use my feet to put pressure on the wooden floor,
to test if it's stable...
You know la...This kind of old wooden house probably eaten by termites long ago.

When I passed by a door (Located between my bed and the window)
The door suddenly opened and closed.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa........... Scared me for real...
I stand there and shocked for 1 minute...
But no choice, I got to stay here as I got no where to go anymore...
I open the door, it's a bathroom. Nothing special inside except.....
There is another door located at the other end of this bathroom~!
That door isn't closed, and wind blows from that door.....
I am relief for sure; it’s only caused by winds, not by ghost hahahaa...
So I walk to that door...

There's a long hallway with low fencing at the end of this door,
I reach there and stop for a moment and am actually stood there kap kap...
Eh? How come there's another house next to this house,
And I didn't notice at all when I am here? Weird.
I saw a black color big old elegant car coming out from the house and drive away...
Well, I thought of that, should be rich guy haha...
Hmm...

I turn around, at the end of this hall way is another door...
This hall way is quite long, at least 20m...
and at the fence hangs some clothes...
Eh? Is there any others people living here?
Or are those clothes left by the previous tennants?
I refuse to think too much as it will only make me scared...
So, I continue walk toward the other door.

When reaching the door, I heard some moaning...
not those sexy type moaning but it's child's voice...
When I reach the door, I quickly take a look of this room.
Waaa....bigger than mine just now but darker...
Lots of equipment there got old machines and staff...
Seem like a storage room.
There's a baby bed at the middle of the room...
And the moaning sound comes from there...

I don’t feel scared at all, don’t know why…
In fact, I am a bit curious, so I walk closer…
I see a small green puppet on the baby bed.
He wears the Robinhood costume,
By it’s a puppet, a live puppet~!
I can’t see any string attached to it~!
Some more he is winking at me……..ah~!
I get shocked there, again.

Suddenly, he jumps out and starts dancing around the room.
At the mean time, this Robin Hood Puppet starts calling a name…
Booooom~!
Suddenly at the far end dark corner, come out another huge green puppet~!
This huge green puppet looks exactly like the “Michelin Tire” Puppet…
Well, I don’t look scared at all in fact I am a bit excited~!
I ask the small Robin Hood puppet introduce that Huge Michelin Puppet to me…
The Robin Hood puppet says that is his master, his creator~!
Then I go shake hand with him, he is about 8ft tall… J

Suddenly the door bell rings…
I go to open the door and I see a young lady at the gate there…
I walk out and talk to her…
Ah… She is actually the owner’s daughter of this house…
She has been away from here for 2 years…
She didn’t know this house has been rented out.
We continue talking on our way back to the house…
But when we pass by a small fountain,
Suddenly I see hundred of big shrimps, about 1ft long each,
Jumping out from the fountain and then disappeared!!!
After 30 seconds, this amazing scene stopped.
I walk closer to the fountain and take a look…~!!!
Waaaaaa… A Giant 6ft Shrimp laying there~!!!
Moving his feet trying to turn over and jump away~~
I feel funny and excited and try to touch it….

Wah La~! I wake up d. :P

Sleepless Night

Hmm.....
Can't sleep. Don't know what to do.
Playing boring game, listening to Jay's songs.
Still don't know what he is singing...
And lazy to know what he is actually singing.
Browsing blogs,
leaving comment to let them know that their post has been read.
Staying invisible mode, seeing peoples sign on and off...
Many in the list I didn't even chat with them anymore..
Maybe I shall delete them...
Nah..... Lazy.

Hmm...
Multitasking again...
Refusing to think of too complicated things...
Refusing to think of future...
Refusing to think of someone...
Refusing to grow up.

I'm wasting my time.

分享 ﹕我們都不快樂

在北京拍下的鈴鐺。將自己的數碼傻瓜相機調盡CLOSE UP 的鏡頭﹐出來的效果好像還不錯﹗WELL ﹐ 才不說自己的作品不好呢﹗我是在極度心情沮喪時拍下的。
在北京旅行是今年最不開心的旅程。除了電臺即將停播﹐那就是“帶著你去旅行”了。你曾說我的愛對你而言是負擔﹐現在回想﹐你怎麼可以這麼自私﹖
你何嘗不也是我的負擔呢﹖因為不管我到什麼地方﹐在做任何事﹐我都很想你﹗
我的心裡有你﹐可卻不能跟人分享愛你的感覺﹐我也有“不能說”的負擔。你怎麼可以這麼自私﹖
是的﹐我們在一起沒有相愛的快樂。

- 嘉慧

無奈...

A lot of things happened in this long holiday...
Good one...
Bad one...
Sweet one...
Happy one...
and Sad one...

是命運﹖是緣份﹖
很無奈。。。恨無奈。。。
萬般不願﹐但還是得把它鎖在記憶裡。。。
好好保管它。。。
只希望它永遠都不會變色。

行到水穷处 坐看云起时

唐朝诗人王维有两句诗「行到水穷处，坐看云起时」，千古传诵。人们常用来自勉或勉励他人，遇到逆境绝境时，把得失放下，也许会有新的局面产生。

「水 穷处」指的是什麽？登山时溯流而上，走到最後溪流不见了。有一个可能是该处为山 泉的发源地，掩於地表之下。另一个可能是下雨之後汇集而成的涧水在此地乾涸了。这个登山者走者走者，走到水不见了，索性坐下来，看见山巅上云朵涌起。原来 水上了天了，变成了云，云又可以变成雨，到时山涧又会有水了，何必绝望？

人 生境界也是如此。在生命的过程中，不论是经营爱情、事业、学问等等，你勇往直前， 到後来竟然发现那是一条绝路，没法走下去了，山穷水尽悲哀失落的心境难免出现。此时不妨往旁边或回头看看，也许有别的路通往别处；即使根本没有路可走了， 往天空看吧！虽然身体在绝境中，但是心灵还可以畅游太空，还可以很自在、很愉快地欣赏大自然，体会宽广深远的人生境界，再也不会觉得自己穷途末路。

「行到水穷处，坐看云起时」有两种境界在其中。第一种，处绝境时不要失望，因为那正是希望的开始；山里的水是因雨而有的，有云起来就表示水快来了。另一种境界是，即使现在不下雨也没关系，总有一天会下雨。

- Specially For You~!!!

8 Years Anniversary ~!

Today is my 8 years PakTor anniversary with my N :)
Love You, Hon ~!!!

最真的男人

今天聽到電臺DJ談到女人的身材總是男人的話題﹐
說著說著﹐
她們的語氣好像漸漸的開始暗示男人們都是無可藥救的動物。。。
她們說﹐當男人看見身邊有女人經過時﹐
第一個印象一定是說﹐"嘩! 這個女人的胸好大!"
或者是﹐"嘩! 這個女人的屁股好翹!"

其實﹐不管是胸﹐屁股﹐臉﹐眼﹐皮膚﹐或是腿也好﹐
只要是美的東西﹐是人都喜歡看~!
男人也是動物﹐兩性相吸是最自然的事情﹐
是千千萬萬年來自然界中不變的定律﹐
所以妳們不要把我們看成是外星人一樣﹐
妳們說我們好色﹐
我們只是把我們男人最真最自然的一面﹐
顯示給妳們看而以。。。

所以呢﹐
假如妳們的男人都和我一樣﹐
喜歡看漂亮美媚﹐
那麼﹐妳們應該慶幸﹐
妳們的男人都是最真的"真"男人。。。
釋放他們吧。。。

"不要在意別人怎麼看你"
這是我一直以來想要達到的境界。。。
可是我想我還只是到達30%而已。。。
還須繼續努力啊!!!

分享 ﹕青春日子里的缺失

青春年少的日子，是应该谈恋爱的。可是，我们却要为了应付考试而每天在灯下苦读。

　　常常收到许多中学生的来信，他们都正在面对公开考试，偏偏在这个时候，爱情也降临了。很想很想谈恋爱，但是，因为谈恋爱而分了心，考不上大学，那怎麽办？

　　遇到这些问题，我也只好说：

　　「还是努力读书，先应付了考试才想其他的事情吧！谈恋爱的机会将来还有很多呢！」

　　其实，我多麽不愿意这样回答！

　　花样年华不去谈恋爱，难道等到一把年纪才去花前月下吗？

　　十几岁的时候，是应该尽情去恋爱的。然後，到了三、四十岁，当你不再像年轻时那麽相信爱情，当你能够一个人过日子，也懂得享受孤独的时候，才是读书最好的时光。

　　这段日子，你的智慧和你的体力，最适宜在灯下读书。

　　十几岁的时候，血气方刚，对一切也充满了好奇，我们却要寒窗苦读。我们所走的人生，是不是有些倒转了？

　　可是，谁叫我们活在这个社会呢？这是一个需要功名才可以谋生的社会。读书不会致富，但是，多读点书，将来才有更多的机会。我们只好等到老一点才去拚命的恋爱，补偿我们在青春日子里的缺失。

- 张小娴

Dream : The Invisible Alien

I don’t know what year is this, it should be far future…
After a long adventure, I meet some new friends.
There is a very huge Lion always following us at the back,
Protecting us.

We walk into a small jungle, there is a wide river (or Lake?).
Before the lake is a small yellow sandy beach.
The sands not very smooth, with some fallen leaves.

I walk closer to the lake, I saw a huge fish swims across…
I look closer, it is a whale.
In my mind, I thought it was the old whale that I know from last adventure…
(Don't ask me what advanture was that as I have no idea... I just feel that there was an advanture!)
So I wave to him, when he swims toward me,
I raise up both of my hands trying to make him jumps~
But he didn’t jumps.
So I am wondering…. Is it him?

Then on the beach, comes another thin and tall fellow, at his 40s.
I know him, he is one of the bounty hunter from a very dangerous planet.
We chat a bit and there come the whale again.
This time he emerge from the water,
From the first glance, I still think it’s a real whale.
But when I look closer to it eyes, I saw a very big eyes.
The eyes keep rolling like a window with some thunder like symbols.
It’s not a real whale, it’s a whale like submarine (or spaceship?)

The spaceship’s door opens. I see nothing inside.
Nobody is coming out.
From my instinct, I know something isn't right,
So, I short some harmless orange fluorescent fluids toward the space ship.
And my friends shot yellow color one.
At first we still didn’t discover anything unusual.
Suddenly about 5ft infront of us,
The orange fluorescent fluid hit something.
The Fluid stay on the air but starts dissappearing...
I tries to fly kick it but it dodge…
I tries to hit it before the fluorescent fluid fade away but I failed.
Then I quickly run back, there’s a building entrance with an auto gate door.

I run inside the room and lock the door tightly. Phew~~~
And I starts thinking again…what’s that? How come I can’t see it?
For one second, I remember I have one very special wind goggles.
This goggles is a gift from an very old man from last adventure…
But he didn’t mention what’s the purpose of it.
I hope this goggles will work, so I wear it on my head,
Covering my eyes.
The goggle looks very old and brownish metallic in color,
Both glasses are black in color, very big glasses the size of my fists.

Then I walk out from the building with my goggles on.
Finally I saw this invisible thing,
It’s an ugly alien like inside the movie “Predator”.
But it’s rather small in size… thin and tall.
I know he is not friendly so I run toward him and beat him up.
Kakakaaaaa... (I'm such a good fighter lolz)
After some violent fight, I win and he is laying on the beach…not moving.

Phew~~~

Then another Whale type spaceship landing on the lake,
This time the same type of invisible aliens walking out from the spaceship.
But this time they make themselves visible.
They told me that that alien that beaten by me is their race,
a dangerous criminal that they are trying to catch for so long...
So they thank me for capturing it.

Kekeeeeeeeee.... there goes my interesting dream :)

Dream : The Shy Angel

I am inside an express bus, I don’t know where it goes…
The bus isn’t those luxury type, the seats are a bit narrow…
At the back of the bus, there is a bed type seat,
Not very big….single size. Place at the middle.

I am sitting on the 2^nd row from the back, right hand side.
I sit inside, the window seat.
The one sit next to me is an Angel…
She is wearing milky white dresses…
Her looks is kind and harmony…
She look shy…

I ask her, “Do you feel comfortable sitting at here?”
I get no answer from the angel. She look shy….hmmm how come.
I tell her, “You look shy, not like you at all.”
She says, “Where got~! I’m ok lar kekeke….”
That mean shy lar….

Then we didn’t say anything else for a moment.

Suddenly I remembered something and I yell, “Oh My Gosh~!”
The angel looks surprise and ask, “What’d happened?”
I say, “I forgot to bring something…”
She says, “Books?”
I am surprise that she knows what’s in my mind.
I guess she is really an angel… ha~!

I enjoys the company of an angel…

After a while, the angel stands up and walk to that bed seat.
She starts laying down there… and starts falling asleep.
Ah…. I think, “I guess there more comfortable gua……”

Better don't disturb her :)

分享 ﹕笑出眼泪的女人

I laugh when I read this one.... wonderful~

一个男人说，他不会令女人太快乐，害怕她们会笑出眼泪来。

他说，女人总是在男人千方百计令她快乐之际，悲从中来，含泪问男人：“你以后还会对我这样好吗？”

甚至说：“不要对我这样好，我怕你以后不会这样对我，我会更伤心！”

男人苦恼，他一心感动他所爱的女人，到头来却令她难过，男人还要安慰她。

他们总是不明白，女人到底是什么样的动物？她们总是在最快乐的时候胡思乱想！

其实在爱情路上，女人比男人居安思危。

男人在拥抱一个女人的时候，也许从未想过会失去。当女人对他好，他不会问：“你是不是永远都对我这么好？”

他们相信眼前的快乐，没有想过日后。

但女人不同，女人相信眼前的快乐，因此想到日后，害怕一切会变坏。

因此，对男人，我们只需要说：“我爱你！”

但对女人，男人或许要说：“我爱你！永远。”

女人听后，感动流泪，然后死性不改，问男人：“我们真的有永远吗？”

- 张小娴

分享 ﹕怎样忘记他

失恋后，我们总爱问：
“我怎样可以忘记他？我很想忘记他，但我就是没法忘记他。”
如果没法忘记他，就不要忘记好了。
为什么要那么痛苦地去忘记一个人？时间自然会让你忘记他。

现在，我请你干万别想着一头粉红色的大笨象。
请问，你想到的是什么？
你立刻就想到一头粉红色的大笨象了。
你愈努力想去忘记，你愈是无法忘记。

仍然爱着他，忘不了他，是理所当然的事，不必觉得惭愧。

有些人明明忘不了，却自欺欺人说：
“我已经忘了他。”
然而，只要别人一提起他，她就无法控制自己。

有一天，你会忘记他的。
真正的忘记，是不需要努力的。

有一天，你从浴室洗了一个澡出来，
扭开唱机听听自己喜欢的音乐，
你忽尔想起，你曾经爱过一个人，
啊，原来你爱过这个人，那仿佛是很遥远的事，
你已经一点感觉也没有了。这就是忘记。

有一天，别人提起某某，
你才猛然想起，你曾经爱过这个人，现在已经不记得了。
这就是忘记。
如果时间不可以令你忘记那些不该记住的人，
我们失去的岁月又有什么意义？

- 张小娴

Dream : A Short "One Piece" Adventure

I've never dreamt of adventuring with comic's characters… ^^

Winter night, snowing heavily.
I am in a small western cowboy town… not many people.
I come out from a Japanese Restaurant…
I stare at the snowing sky,
enjoying the cold touch of snow flakes on my face…
They melt instantly.
I am thinking…
Do I need to wear more clothes to keep myself warm?
Nah…
Wearing this Black Nike Wind Jacket will be enough.
I don’t like keeping myself warm.
I like my skins feel the touch of cold, especially my face.
I really like snowing day.
When it’s snowing, the temperature won’t too cold.
It’s time to go back to the ship.
Maybe they are already asleep…

Morning.
They are all ready to start to sail.
Ruffy, as usual, looks excited and sit at the front end of the ship, making noise.
Zorro, resting… Eyes close.
Hmmm... Where’s others?
I look at the back of the ship,
I saw a small boat with a rope connects to this ship.
Naomi and Sanji are in that small boat, waving at me.
I wonder what are they up to…

The ship starts sailing… Hmm… Sliding on top of the frozen river.
Yeah, the river is frozen.
The River is about 30m wide, frozen and covered with snow.
Both sides of the riverbank are leafless Pine Trees, reflex with sparking glare.
The ship sailing slowly, The cold winds are cutting my face…

Ruffy yells, “Why it’s so slow? Make it faster~! Faster~! Yaaaaaaa!”
I say. “Oooooi, calm down, it’ll be faster when it’s gaining some momentum~! Be Patient!”
Zorro still resting… or sleeping?
Naomi and Sanji still keep waving their hands.
And I?
Standing on the ship, staring far away, enjoying the cold winds, and smiling happily

Dream : Vacation Part I - The Arabian Casino

I am in vacation, alone.
Somewhere near the middle east, an Arabian city.
Beautiful city, camels, desert, oasis.......and a Casino area like Las Vegas.

I'm inside one of the casino...

There's a big hall in the middle, the ceiling is very high and decorate by crystal lights, Arabian style, very elegant. In the middle of the hall, there is people selling fried campedak and dumpling, and some cold drinks. Those campedak and dumpling is big, and look very delicious.

On the north side of the hall is a big theater, showing ghost movie starring Nicole Kidman.
On the south side of the hall is the gambling room. I walk inside.

I see people playing “monopoly” style gambling… yeah, all the tables. Can’t see any poker, crabs, or Jackpot Machines at all. All are small square tables with monopoly type of gambling. I search around, I see 2 of my never-contact primary school’s friends, they are playing monopoly too :P

They smiles and told me that their bet is the fried campedak and dumpling out there, I am so excited, and quickly go to the hall and buy some. I ask the lady how much… oh… 3 for 1 dollar. Dumpling and campedak are same price. I figure out I’m going to win tonight, so I just buy 3 dollar enough. I buy a can of cold Nestle Ice Tea too.

The dice is weird. At first it is a small dice, make out of dark wood, small, got 6 sides like normal.

I roll out “6”. The friend tell me that I must be lucky tonite. (Yeah I know). Suddenly the dice Boom…and change to a big dice, flat and long. The dice has 3 row of number, each row has 4 dice number. Ah… I see… when I get the “6”, it will change to this bonus dice. My friend count for me, I got at least 40 points. So I ask them move my bet for me and I will be right back.

I walk inside the theater, showing ghost movie… The effect is so good, it is like 3D. and some more they try to make the effect more real that the curtains will move and blow with the movie. I stands there and watch for awhile, then I walk to the ticket counter and chat with 2 beautiful Arabian ladies.

When I am back to that gambling room, my friends told me that I’ve won 96 dumpling and campedak… Haaaa!!! 96! How am I going to finish it?

Scene changed……………

Dream : Vacation Part II - The Beautiful Island

Somewhere near the Northern Europe, a beautiful island.

I just arrive, and greet by wonderful people here, they are having a carnival party all day long. I saw my secondary school’s friends, many of them, dancing, drinking…. So enjoyable. I can’t help to join them immediately. So I throw my backpack in a old pickup truck, the straight away join them. I drink a lot of beer, and eat a whole BBQ lamb leg. Sooooo delicious……. Party and party…… sooooo enjoyable.

Midnight.

I woke up by some huge wind blowing noise… I look around, I was sleeping inside that old pickup truck. I immediately curse my friends that leave me alone here sleeping and they are all back into their beautiful beachfront apartment @#$@#%$%.

The surrounding the quite dark, and the wind is really strong, seem like a storm is building up. From the shine of the moonlight, I see some surfer trying to grip this chance and surf in this windy condition J. I am standing there and watching them, watching the wind blow, the wave slap into the beach. It’s still very winding, the wind howling is real loud. I don’t know how long I’ve been standing there, suddenly the sun starts coming out, real fast………………….

I can’t believe my eyes, I see jaw dropping scene… I see hundred of HUGE military war and cargo ships, arrange in a row, start moving toward the island. These ship is real huge, and dark grey in color. It look like those WWII warships. I don’t know what is their intention… when they reach close to the island, they start turning right, and moving around the island. I am left shock there for quite a moment, then I realize that it will be a best opportunity if I video tape this jaw breaking scene. I search my backpack from the back of the truck….ah….can’t find it at first…did someone steal it? Oh no… so I keep searching…Time is running out….and finally find my old, dirty backpack.

I take out my DV and start filming, those huge ships moving real fast, all away from the island… I keep shooting keep shooting….while I am filming the scene, a huge group of people suddenly came out of nowhere, starts walking pass me, to a mosque. All ignore the ships, like it’s already normal for them. Then one of the not-so-pretty lady, starts posing in front of my DV, she posts out a V-hand too……..alamak…blocked my view…..